A
father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his
little girl was. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and
noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy,
what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top,
Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father
answered.
"So,
the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them
are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well,
it might be OK in California or Vermont but we're not
having any of that shit in Montana." |