Ted
Kennedy has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where
the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do
here, " says the devil. "You are on my list but have no
room for you." "You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. "I've got three folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go,
but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide
who leaves."
Ted
thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil
opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing
empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in
hell. "No!" Ted said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The
devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with
a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was
swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've
got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
commented Ted.
The
devil opened a third door. In it, Ted saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and
his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Ted
looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this.
The devil smiled and said....."OK, Monica, you're free to
go!" |