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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary,
all with very big smiles on their
faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened. "First body: Frenchman,
60, died of heart failure while making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile,
Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won ten
thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it
all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning,
hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third
body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the
most unusual one. Sven the Norwegian
from Minnesota, 45, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the
Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture
taken."
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