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NASCAR News - Jeff Gordon Announcement
November 27, 2009

This announcement followed Jeff Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's proposal to employ Harlem youngsters by hiring them for his pit crew.

The decision to hire the youngsters was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
 
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all four wheels in under six seconds, but within twelve seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for $50 cash, ten cases of Bud, a bag of weed and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

 

Special thanks to Noah for sending me this gem...

   
 

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