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A Simple Drink of Water For a Muslim
December 20, 2007

An Amish farmer was walking through his field and notices a man drinking from his pond.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Translation: Don’t drink the water; the cows have shit in it.

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you’ll get more shit off your ass."

 

 

Special thanks to Alan for sending me this gem...

   
 

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