Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all
day an' he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy
to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided
to steal dat froggie.
Dat
snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to
be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de
snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't
lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun
Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux,
him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and
puts it in his baitcan. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't
let go dat snake or his gonna bite him good, but he had a
plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and
pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops
into de snakes mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and
his body go limp.
Wit dat Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he
goes back to fishin'.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his
barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare dat water
moccasin was ........wit' two more frogs.
Special thanks to Greg S. for sending me this Bayou
gem...
