April 3, 2003

After realizing that France has been selling forbidden military equipment to Iraq for decades, thousands of French people took to the streets to protest France.

Said one protestor, "I have just begun to notice that I am a self-absorbed pretentious snot. I oppose this in myself."

Another protestor who did not wish to be mentioned said, "The other thing I hate about France is how it always protests everything. I protest this."

The protest was interrupted by an anti-protest protest, but the disruption came to an end when the anti-protest protestors turned on themselves for protesting.

The French military was called out to suppress the protests, and immediately surrendered to a guy named Jacques, who is now a nuclear power.