BUCHAREST
(Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis
for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed
up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu,
from a village near the southeastern town of Galati,
rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a
noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's
neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency
hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut
it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought
in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of
danger.
Tony's Note: Think
there was some drinking involved in this story?! |