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Doctors Are
Dangerous
Think About This: (Statistics from the US
Dept. of Health & Human Services) |
A. The number of physicians in the US is
700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year
is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Then think about this:
A. The number of legal gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age
groups) is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.0000188.
Conclusion:
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has
at least one doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must
ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public
health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers
for fear the shock could cause people to seek medical
attention.
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