Election 2000 Humor Once upon a
time, there was a Presidential Election that was too close
to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate,
nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes
to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there
should be an ice fishing contest between the
two candidates to determine the final winner.
After a lot of back and forth
discussion, it was decided that the contest would take
place on a remote and cold lake in Minnesota. There were
to be no observers present. Both men would be sent out and
return daily with their catch for counting and
verification.
At the end of the first day, George W.
Bush returned to the starting line with 10 fish. Soon, Al
Gore returned with no fish. Everyone assumed that Al
was having another bad hair day or something and hopefully
he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day,
George W. came in with 20
fish and Al Gore came in again with none.
That evening, Bill Clinton got together
secretly with Al Gore and said, "Al, I think George W. is
a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I'm gonna dress up this
good ole' Southern Boy, James Carville, as a jackass and
send him out on the lake to see what's goin' on".
The next night ... after George W. came
back with 50 fish and Al Gore with none ... Bill got
Carville and Gore together and asked Carville, "Well, what
about it boy, is George W. cheatin'?"
"He sure is, Bill, he's cuttin' holes in the ice!"
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